ASL TRAVELS the stupidest

life Been mIseraBle.beeN cheaTed bY traVel aGEnTs.tHe flight tickeTs canceLLed  durinG checK-in.bOUghT new flighT tickeT for abOut doubLe the price.sHortened mY triP @ egYpt from 3 to 2 dayS.OMFG. azad is The BaNgsaT fUcHinG pUkhiMak froM BANGLAdesh.fuh fuh..calM down izNee.duN jUSt be as sTupid as him.stuPido of The sTupidesT.yU shUd heV lyke burn down yO office And maKE sure yu R in The builDing..fucHqers.

p/s: oH, oNe mOre.PRAKASH keling, duN leT me see Yo face.or m reallY gOna kick yO stUpid BaLLs (oh, du yu really heV one?) fucHqErs AGAIN.botH of yu.

chEErs.
.assAlaMualaikum.

AZAD again?

hOmai HomaigOd.SyaiREeN juSt pOsted UP her NeW cONtroVerSiaL staTUs! she'd StuckED aT d airpOrt toDay, becaUse sUm sTupid traVeL agenT diN confirMed her reaL fliGHt statUS.whicH sHe haD been waitinG-lisTed! wadafat!im So Gona caLLeD tHe eGYpt air Office TomOrrOW..YeS i shud.AZAD nih taK HABIS2 NYUSAHKAN ORG kan?tp stiLL ramai OrG nK beli nGn die **tmasOK aKu** Ye La Bai! saPE tanaK arge Murah!HAHAHAHA.tp aLhamduLillaH sO far aKU beli air ticket ngN manGkok nih, tadek proBlem lagi.araP2 taHOn nih oK jUgek..cuMe ade tyMe2 sYMptOm tambi die MenJelme, ms uh la die MrabaN dlm sNyOMan.cauwa! BesaBalah syaireen!yu gO girL!

chEEr.
.assalaMUalaikum.

duLu 2 bUlAn, skaNg 2 hari.

skJaP sGt ms bLalu..**hum2**..duLu sibOk exciteD dgN jOK.."weyyy laGi 2 bulannn Kt nK grad!lagi 2 bUlaN pareNTs kt nk smpii..weeehe!~" tP skaNG nih..NK excited PoN da TaKde kederaT nk exciTed da.rS cam naK PenGsan ble Papa n MAma aRe So GOna arriVe leSs than 48 hOUrs! auuuuuwwwWw..isK tP dupdap dUp dap skit2.aPe reactioN deranG bLe tGK hosTel ni.oh! air PanaS da ade!! tadik aKU mndi mcM taK pnaH mandi sBUlan! exciteD giLE hOKay.gosOK sane GOsoK sini.gOsok gg pOn hULor muLot Bwh btg paip..pUnyela meManfaatkaN kedataNGan air PanaS tbabit..

oH babY bubu! sHe'll be free froM quaraNtinE thaNg tomOlo! and her PapA (err i meaN mY hafiz) gOna gO pick her Up.haha.nih Baru anaK kucinG.da mcm anK maNusie gamaKNye.tp akU sYG bUbu..sgt2.die chantik!aaa..thaNks sYG.waLOpon td kt aDe pdeBataN yg adiL dan saKsaMa psL print cert bUbu tu, tP awK sGt coMel.?hihi.m So LovinG yu.

uh, theSe 2-3 days haD BeeN my bUSIEST day ever! hOSteL feeS yg perlu ditoPap daN jugaK campur aduk dgN rUssian pUNye keje yg wadafaT pLus amik chOp sanE sini yg haPekejadahNye akU poN taK pahaM (oH mungkin drG nk tjK yg drg nih sYStemaTic and secUrity high tahaP gaban -> liKe Yeuw..!) pLus2 packiNG uP stUffS yg baNyaK mcm nK bniaGe bagai.pnat pnat *fUh fuh*

ok ah, esOK nk smBg vacuUm2 kmaS2 basOh2 ape2 yg paTot befOre the arrivaL of raJe daN permaiSuri ksaYaNgaN Beta!

chEEr.
.assaLaMualaikum.

aFter 6 yeARs.

im sO gOna miSs all THe adreNaline-ruSh fLowinG uP n down tHru my BloOd sTReaM durinG exaMs.oh, maYbe i can ganti it wiTh tHe ruSh of KENE MARAH DGN DOCTORS?SPECIALISTS?welcoMe izNEe.nOpe, i dowana thiNK abOUt it.waT i waNt nOw..arrivinG of MY FAMILY in MOscOW!! cpTla cptla! i canT wait tO let'em see My DAMN COOL HOSTEL..with 'HOT WATER' aND proPer sLeepiNG pLAcEs.haha..tHey muSt b prOUd of ME.sO calleD the RUSSIA-SURVIVOR.auchh.am i..?Yes.i aM.we aRE The sUrvivORs..21sT jUNE 2010.The daY we finiShed eVerythiNg.The SchoOl.THe paperS.ThaNk God for aLL thE BLessiNGs yu giVe..MAHA KAYA.MAHA MEMAKBULKAN.

huM, bb's gOing TO RedaNG.suDdenLY oN his way tO The Bus statiON, HiS pHOne sHUt-down aND NeVe caN be POwer On again.ah!i miSyu dy.deyyy..!wait foR Me baBE..spaRe soMe cheeKS for Me tO bite k.nOm nOm NOm.err..hahahahha.

hOw aRe yU BUbu?mOMma n mOmMy missYU so much..we NeeD yU tO gataL2 wif Us durinG our haPPY dayS here.humm..

chEErs.
.assalaMUalaikum.

I miSyu NUR BUBULU !

18th jUNe 2010 **bYe bUbU**

She's leaving MoscOW for MalaYsia..ThaNKs a bUncH tO auNty YaTT yaNg saNGgOp bwK BubU baleK, sBB mOmma aNd MOmma still haVe tO kicK sUm assES in MoscOw in order tO cOMe bacK aNd sEe yU agaiN beby! aNd tO aUNty aMy, MaY aNd uncLe HAzwaN..thaNk yu gUys tO aLso aLsO taKe a lOOk after bUbu.we HoPe thaT yU staY sTronG durinG yOur JournEy, jaNgaN kencinG aNd BeraK sUke2 ati bUbu, nati sTewaRdeSs marah.haha..miSyU si BUbuLu.i Love yOu!!

chEErs..
.assAlaMUalaikum.

CMEHA 8m!!

oowwh My mY.finaLLy i met YU.aNd i TrieD my VerY-verY-SeriOUsly harD tO kNow yu USSR -LOMo!hahaha..iTs nOt THaT haRd anYwey.it JUst reacHed tHe leVeL of TAK-BOLE-BNAFAS je.manE ade haL!haha..dis iS my 1sT tyMe of my 6-th yeAr life Here, i wenT tO ISmailOvski for The MOscow-CARBOOt-saLe-kot.hahah..gile.MY daD gOan lOVe dis daMn much.seriOUSly.uhh..! i waS thinKing tO get the Zenit 3 or Smena or The FED.buT tHen, tHeyRe juSt tOO heAvy TO brinG bacK.takPela.papa gOt One zEnit.aLSo froM carbOOt.bOle cilOK je kan pa?haha..muah2.haha..owh! bB da balik KL..!da braBOk da skYpe!! winDu2! ecikk aTi itee awK tinGGal ame222! sad..hikhik.levYu tO the MAXIMUM nye!

chEErs.
.aSsalaMUalaikum.

noT The rigHT tyme Baby.

oh, it iS SO not tHe RigHt tyMe for yOu to aTtacK me dear mR bacTeria Or enciK virUs.or iSsit onLY tHe seAsON-chaNginG syMptoMs?haih..it makES me becOme LAZIERRRR to coNcenTrate on tHis sTudy shytttt yaaaw'..!huuuuuihh..diS MorninG i woKe uP aNd i felT sO rimAs inside Me.waT does iT meaNs aNYwey?..yaiiii Oso doNo meH! hik hik..waT i kNoe is, i NeeD to jeraNG de Air BEcaUSe sUM sTUPID hoSteL admiNisTratiON menAborkan jaNji2 maNGkok mereka utK on kaN air PAnas but yeT nothinG haPpen..aNd waT i kNO, after i toOk my shOwer, i NEed to gEt Out tO taKe my preciOUs medicine.thE clAssic lAtte.aT mY PeBereT place.RumaH kopiku..! im gOna miSsYu.aww Aww..wen i tOld mY bb thaT m gOing OUt tO taKe my DruGs,tHen wHen he caLLed the 1st quest was.." da sihaT ke lPAs mkN ubaT kaT cOffee Houseee tuu..?" muHheeheh..he OweZ knoe wHere m hEading?kan?kannn kan??kann aaaaa...!! hikhik..maNe taK underStandinG..siTu la tMpt beliaU mncari diri ini di kaLe jiwe dilaNde Todak.muhaha..haiihh..thaT makes Me LeVyyuuu...babByyyy baBBy babbYYy uuu..im likee BabY baBY babyyy noooo..oh, oK..baLek Ke alaM yg lebih nyaTe beBanding tadi.akU perlU stadi nih.tp kaLo malaS, apE KNe buaT aa?Oh, anyweY..tadiK ade Uncle dlM bus makaN raW saUsaGe..baU mnde alaH uh kuaT gilee aNd die McM selera giLe MAkaN.paSUH die Pgg saUsage die dgN taNgaN yg tataU besih ke tak..and kukU die caM ade hitaM2 gitu..likee...hum hum..

chEErs..
.aSsalaMUalaikUm.

bLAcKberry vs iPHoNe 4..?

thiS..

or this..?

	iPhone 4	Blackberry Storm	Blackberry Storm2
Capacity	16GB, 32GB	1GB (expandable with microSD card)	2GB (expandable with microSD card)
Multitouch screen	Yes	No (traditional touchscreen)	Limited
Screen size (inches) /Resolution	3.5 / 960 x 480	3.25 / 480 x 360	3.25 / 480 x 360
Battery Life	Talk/Web/Video: 7/10/10 hours Audio: 40 hours	Talk: 6 hours	Talk: 6 hours
GPS	Yes	Yes	Yes
Camera	5 megapixel	3 megapixel	3 megapixel
Records Video?	Yes, 720p HD at 30 fps	Yes	Yes
Onboard Video Editing	Yes	No	No
App Store	Apple App Store	App World	App World
Carrier	AT&T	Verizon	Verizon
Network Type	3G	3G (4G coming soon)	3G (4G coming soon)
WiFi	Yes	No	Yes
Bluetooth	Yes	Yes	Yes
Keyboard	Onscreen	Onscreen	Onscreen
Size (in inches)	4.51 x 2.31 x 0.37	4.43 x 2.45 x .55	4.4 x 2.4 x .55
Weight (in ounces)	4.8	5.5	5.5
Price (with 2-year contract)	$199/$299	$149	TBA

Meh pninG2kan kpaLE meh meh..haha!!

chEErs.

.assalaMualaikum.

BORED TO DEATH

aiYo.aiYO.aYoyoYo.saPe sUKe MeN yOyo..?mmG tbaeK aa.duLu beli tOra dpT yOyo..beli diNgdaNG dpT YOYo.aPe uh saTU aG kotaK pink tuh..uh mahaL sKit.poN dapaT yoYo.tp lpAs spin saTu rOUnd, da tcaBOt.kne beli tORa lagi.tP taK rugi, sbb beSkut die cedap..!arituh mS g tHe GaRden, tjUpe diNGdanG nGn toRA..wadashytee...TrOs beli tuh bai.taK pndanG kiri kanaNg.sebAek taK remPOh apeK juaL doRayaki tu.baleK umaH amik gaMBa mcm hell.pasUH siMpaN gaMba leklOk.legend tu.haha..umm..SBenanYe..byk Mnde nK kne Bace.tp bLe syaitON JahaNam nk mnusOk2 otaK ni suPaye MAlas..sO inila jadinye.haih..mane BOle suke2 jiraN syaitON nih nk kacO aNak cucUAdaM Hawe..tade keje ke?haih.bace bUku balek.TEKAd ni..tp..malasssss..weee~uh..td g beli maTrosHka beSa..utk diri sNirikk..sUkeeee!! dgN maN utD nye paTong kaYu tu..tatau pe org panGgil.5 ketOl je ade..roOney, giggS, vidiC, ferdinand, OWen d legeNd.hiiii..

maTroShka 

 

                                                              tHe MaN.utd


chEErs..
.assAlaMUalaikum.

switchinG on mY exam fever.

haih haih daN haih! die da mUla die da Mulaa dah..suda datanG itu raSa la..rAsa maHu terbanG2 bkepak2 la...itu ini iTu ini..huhu..i woKE uP at 2.30am diS MOrninG, over-sLept kaTenye..bajet2 nK bgN pukOL 11pm..tk kesaMpaian..punnYe lah kaN mitak tolOnG cik aBG sAyaNG olololo kiut2 kjotkan, tp ye lah.mcm deNGa sipi2 je Sore beliau ms beliaU call.ke akU mimpi..?tak sure sGT..rs cam 2 kali gitu die caLL..tp akU cam..lala la..tidO sMpi lbamNye..hum2..baU ape lak nih..sape lak smaYanG pagi2 bute nih..baU India pUnYe coLOk2 tu..asap2 tu..kOK Ngeri gitu.naseB bek luA da ala2 teranG..kalU tak maHU aku masoK tido dlM umaH bubu ni.buBU PoN relek je tido ataS KUsi..takde aPe jadi.haih, rendaM jugaK kpalE budak nih dalam kettLe pasUH switcH on.haha..erK..sBenanYe tGh bOsaN bc bUku, tp kalO bosaN smpi Ke sudah..tk kmaNe ye idaK..?hihi..yanG cpt la Bgn..wiNDu ni!! nom Nom nOm..


chEErs..
.assalaMUalaiKum.

m LovinG it

i JusT loVe mY neW caNON 450D..!hahaha!huh HuH huh! diS is mY ALL-tiMe dreaM.to haVe mY owN SLr..urm22..ThaNks tO mY baBy apisH.knaPe..?ha ha.sBB..hanYe die yanG tahU.hahaha..i LOve You!

chEErs.
.assalaMUalaikum.

mY firSt lightniNG in MOSCOW

oMg.seriOUsly..dis is MY firsT lightinG been heard in MoscOw.before, tHe Rains jusT pOuR heavilY withOut any sigNs of it.uH..MaYbe dis iS Allah's gift for uS before we LeavE MOscOw.ThanK God.i can sLeeP NyenYak tOnyte!yeha!!!

chEErs..
.assalaMualaikuM.

haPpY birThdaY BroTher.

blOw The caNdleS out :) haPpY BirtHdaY tO You. i MessaGed mY bro thiS morninG, remiNdinG him not to cLaim his BirtHday presenT when i coMe hoMe.i passEd it dy thru my freN who wenT bacK to MalaYsia durinG wiNter breaK.afTer i warNed him,he waS lYke, Gelak2 tak ikLas (He's sO gOna asK a lot more froM Me laTer.i GuaranteE det) haha.gile.naSeb baekLa ko sOranG je aDik aKu.kalO ramai, maHu aKU Keje chOp duit dkaT kilaNG buaT duit PaLsu.huhu.
h oh.i jUst crackiNg uP mY brain laUghinG laUGhinG aNd laUGhinG with my deaResT fUtsaL maTes.damN i leV eM.they made me feeL lyke Home.even im jusT being parT of The uni teaM lasT 3-4 weeKs before The reaL gaME was.ThaNKs gUys.leV lOads!
waT else, Oww! we, me And mAz were coUntinG dayS durinG our ride tO meTrO statiOn. we JusT haVe 8 daYs left tO finisH our STUDY-WORLD! serioUsly, 8 dayS more tO finisH clasSes, aNd later finaL exaM..aNd later.nO more claSses.no More skipPinG clAss, nO More waking uP late, nO More Suke2 ati NK cuti, nO more eVErything! sad!! sad!! hum, taK keje mN nK dpt gaji.tak Dpt gaji mn NK beli kerete.taK beli kerete Mn Nk jalaN2 sakaN.erk?hihihi..weeeeeeee, sLeePY dY.makan bYk, ckP byk, pnaT pon byk.uh, we waTched sLOw n sTupid SOFT PORN movie proMoted bY CHANAD CMD ok!! and we were Lyke, chaNad! chaNge tHe mOvie now, pls?huhu

chEErs..
.assaLamUalaikum.

KURSK SUCK.

KURSK INTERVARSITY GAMES SUCKS.not BecaUSe we din Get the firSt Place.buT becaUse yU gUyS sUck.non-civiliSed-laME-med-sTuds.witH full of NO-BALLsss kSMu-ian guYs.oh God, i wAs thinkinG tO heV fun on my finaL iNtervARsity gaMes, but THe gaVe me tHis in RetUrn.how yeaH, waTeva it is..Yu guys still SUCK.ho Ho ho.SuckS.stinKs.sTupid.wif lOTsa faT assEs bLoddY shit chix.SUCKS..(m watchinG mY words...yeas i am...muahhaha) SUCKS!

chEErs.
.assalaMUalaikum.

2 cycLes awaY

uw.m cuRrenTly havinG mY sTudy"daY" off for My tropical diseaSe exam tOmorrow.and nexT week m sO reallY gOna startinG mY FINAL CYCLE of my 6-yr stUdy.TheraPy..for 5 weeks.daMnn yawl..ah i KeeP oN clickinG2 oN noNsenSe websiTeS oN mY screen.waT The hell la.i need tO sTudy tHoseee binatanG kcik2 det epidemic and pandemicAllY causiNg diSeaseSSSS to populatioN all aroUnd the world lah!chowww Wa!!

chEErs.
.assalamUalaikUm.

oNe steP furTherrr..INVITATION LETTER APPLICATION

hOoyeah..serioUSly..i canT wait tO gO tO d airpOrT aNd pick-uP mY paPA and MAma aNd ciKsU aNd AyaH sU..yeah2!!!! ooww mY godd..serioUSly..dis Is worTh mY 6-yr stUdy maN.serioUsly.when finaLLy yOur paRenTs aRe verY-verY sOOn tO coMe tO MoscOw For celebRating yoUr medicaL degRee!!!
1) fliGht ticket bOOkinG (bOtH parenTS and Me) - CHECKED!
2) iNvitatioN letTer - dis cOminG fridaY.dis steP will allOw 'em tO AppLy for RussiaN viSa at The rUssian emBassY, MalaYsia.
3) VISA APPLICATION
4) FLIGHT TO MOSCOW
5) REGISTRATION in MOSCOW..(nmiNd..this will Take PLace in Moscow..where im owedy MeeT mY parenTs!!)

aNd THen...aNd Then..aNd Thenn..GRAD!i loike..aNd..jalaN2 cairO..aNd baLek Mesia..aNd...
tYme uTK beCinta!! i Loike....

chEErs..
.assaLaMualaikum.

i Love yoU.

i lOve yoU Hafiz ShaMsUL.yeS i lOve You.i Love yOu.

:)))

iNfectiOn cycLe.aMeBiasis.saLmonellOsis..shiGelloSis..bla bla..HUUhhh..laMe dO taK jalaN2 sini.tadek duit La nK Bli tikeT MAsOK sini.huuu! well weLL..mMg skanG nih kaLO bOle Nk statekaN leVeL sesaK napaS dan sgaLe maK datOk kpuNyaaN sesaK naPas uh..da smpAi lObaNg idoNg.tlebeY sikit2.aduh2!bulaN nih poN da speNt kaww..saPE soH akU speNt manyaK2?bukaN akU buaNG duit.sedekaH poN tak gaK akU wase.haha..bUlan nih OsTeL pon da 17k ruBel.plUs2 ade PkaRe2 coMeL yG aKU buat MUhahah coNtoHnye..shOppinG skit2..makaN sikit2..taBO sane sini sikit2..hahah..hum22..
oH uH..Org ckP finaL yr finaL seM tadehaLLL laaaaa....suMe da seteL..senaNg ajja..nMPak gaye caM taK.mmG taK bebaLOi.sUme cycle nK ade Test aNd bUkaN test yG suke sUki macaroNi jek..test yG stOk caM "kO nK jd SPECIALIST mlm niH jUgak"...MMg Ye lah uh.kenTot..haihh..makiN sUSa blaja.mAkin makan BanyaK.makin gMok.ah!! adOyai..yai yai..yak yai yaaiii..abG sYG saYe jupe saTu siTe psL HOLLywoOd dieT.Im sO gOna TrY iT tOmorrow!!a mixtUre of OraNGes' and LemOns' jUice plus BanaNas, apples..yU driNK iT fer 2-full days! ade bran?haha..let see..hahaha..waKakak!ho hO..ameBiasis..amEbiAsis..

chEErs..
.assalaMUalaikum.

laME Ke lagi..??

4 mOnthS More..!pLs PLs!! I wAna Go HOMee..sO bAd!!! windUuuUU! windUUuU!! uh i JusT saw oNe of mY jUnior's weddiNg pHotoS.oWw maN!sHE's yOUnger thaN me..but theN kAweN sUda!hahhahahaha..TAkPela..KAwaN2 akU poN bUkaN Men rAMai yG da kaweN kaN.yg da braNAk 3 poN ade mUnyeh!wah2!! dan wah!hahahaha...!!!da la bai.

chEErs..
.assalAmUalaikum.